Bitcoin Boating Accident


A Bitcoin pirate sailing on his origami ship from the IRS, FinCEN and other slave owners into the deep seas of freedom, sovereignty and prosperity.

This Bitcoin pirate is sailing in the “The London Times Newspaper” from January 3, 2009, with the cover story entitled, “Chancellor on Brink of Second Bailout for Banks”. The same message that Satoshi Nakamoto placed in the genesis block, “Chancellor on Brink of Second Bailout for Banks”, indicating the intent behind what he had just discovered on January 3, 2009.

This Bitcoin pirate is wearing many accessories, some of which are his Bitcoin Citadel hat with the “Key in a Watchtower” open-source crest and his 21M shoulder straps.

An accident is about to happen, with what we believe is the best cold wallet in existence – @coldcard. This Bitcoin pirates cold wallet is about to slip from his hands into the ocean, adding to all of the treasures lost by pirates.

We can only hope he had proper backup, but hey, we may never find out, after all Bitcoin pirates are pretty good at OpSec.


Please note that this is an original drawing, serial number 0000, once this drawing is sold, the artist will create other drawings like this, but they are all hand drawings so no two drawings will be exact copies (this image is a scan of the exact copy being sold). The artist is in the process of creating a painting from this exact drawing and affordable prints from this exact drawing.            

Important: Each following version will be $100 more expensive. We do not offer any promo codes or discounts and we are not selling any art outside of this website.

The price includes shipping to anywhere in the world, however any customs and/or taxes are the responsibility of the customer to pay for. All customers are responsible for ensuring that the product can be lawfully imported to the destination country that you request it to be shipped. 

The frame is NOT included, art is shipped in custom mailing tubes.


US: 11×17
Int’l: A3
Inches: 11.69×16.54
Millimeters (mm): 297×420

OpSec disclosure: Please allow up to 2 weeks delivery time inside the US and up to 3 weeks on international orders.

Authenticity bonus: All items will include a digital receipt verifiable on Bitcoin blockchain.

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